Kettle wants the tea.

Your private side-chat for the plot.

Kettle is an AI bestie that remembers the lore, wants the tea, reads screenshots, and helps you debrief without turning every text into a therapy worksheet.

Coming soon to the App Store Get in touch

iOS first. Drop us a line and we'll let you know the moment she's live.

Screenshots, because vibes need evidence

The app, not a mood board.

Kettle chat screen showing receipt analysis and a concise reply draft — **Chat** Receipts, read-the-room energy, and drafts that keep your dignity intact.

Kettle Lore screen showing remembered context and top-of-mind notes — **Lore** People, places, loose ends, and the little details you actually want remembered.

Kettle Settings screen for tuning the assistant voice and presence — **Settings** Voice, sass, presence, and boundaries tuned to feel like your side-chat.

Receipts welcome

Screenshots are treated like normal messages, because honestly, that is how texting works now.

Lore, not surveillance

Kettle remembers the people, plotlines, places, preferences, and loose ends you choose to share.

Nosy with boundaries

She wants closure, not your Social Security number. A bestie can press for tea and still read the room.